UN-Freaking-believable

Aliens.!! (not the movie)

Let us encourage those of you with a last name of anything except Smith to go ahead and get a certified copy of your birth certificate and put it in a handy place. Also, put the local chapter of the ACLU on speed dial. And give generously for your tax deductable contributions this year to

The ACLU.

since they are the ONLY people who seem to be able to do anything to get these Americans OUT OF JAIL.