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Hot Flash - April 9, 2007

The Latest Episode From The TSA Twilight Zone

You are traveling within another dimension...a dimension not only of sight and of sound, but of mind-numbing stupidity. A dimension the boundaries of which are limited only by the the gullibility of idiot politicians... A dimension where global terror is fought by eliminating lip gloss, toothpaste, and hairspray... A dimension where right and wrong, good and bad are no considerations whatsoever...
A wonderous dimension populated by political creatures who couldn't manage themselves through a re-run of Star Trek...
Wait! There's a signpost up ahead, a screening checkpoint...
Your next stop, The TSA Zone.

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